Deadpool: Domino "Produced by Did You Really Just Kill Her? It's the kid. Youre hired!Weasel: Youre hired.Domino: Oh, lucky me. He sees Deadpool playing Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" on his smartphone before covering his ears, Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool, Negasonic Teenage Warhead throws a food container at Deadpool, knocking the smartphone off his hand. People nobody would touch. Wolverine: : You did this for me? This is so much tougher than I thought. See? Deadpool: Stop at 2, ya killed it! Um, I just saw the ad. [to himself, holding the Green Lantern script] My name's Peter. Deadpool: So stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Yeah, something like that. The writers . Deadpool: Or better yet, head back a little further, kill baby Hitler.Cable: I use a device to slide through time. Firefist: Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Published May 14, 2022. What a dick. Deadpool 2 is an R-rated film, and that is reflected in its dialogue, as are key moments from the movie itself. Don't look, it'll only make it worse. Deadpool: [Dopinder runs over the headmaster in his taxi]. : Easily one of the funniest lines of Deadpool 2, this bit manages to do three things all at once. Tails, you did it for me. Alright, let's flip a coin, okay? I was a soldier. I'll tell you why I'm here. Rock, meet Bottom. Deadpool's X-Force team was short-lived, but it found a star. Now I'm gonna shove the red guy up the old guy. Codswallop. Tell me they got that in slow motion. The difference is night and day. Hey, big guy, the sun's getting real low. Deadpool: The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Bad news is the whole team is dead. [charging at Juggernaut] 0. No line better encapsulates Deadpool 2 than his seemingly final words for Russell. I didn't lie what kind of film this was. Cool. Deadpool: Deadpool: A handful of 'Deadpool' fans aren't happy Not when it comes to new images of 'Deadpool 2' character, Domino. No, I'm sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm. Deadpool: Domino: Deadpool rejects his perspective from the start of the film and passes his wisdom on to a young man who needs it. Do you see that beautiful bright light? : : Here we go, 1-2-3. Nope! I can distort electrical fields. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. New plan: use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable! That's from Robocop! But even you know I'm not a complete piece of shit! Literally, in the case of Cable and his arsenal. That is the biggest guy in here. I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. [singing] But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? Deadpool: [to Russell] Look. The Juggernaut! What a d**k. Well, guess what, Wolvie? But Cable . Release Dates Deadpool: Just like you, I let him down. Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. Zazie Beetz as Domino . We were, uh We were gonna be a family Colossus: Dont do it. According to theDeadpool: Kubler-Ross.Buck: Yeah. Deadpool: Maybe the kind that leaves you more machine than man. It isnt too late. [as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]. : I'm gonna shove that cab driver right up your ass. No! : FUCK! She really is lucky. Deadpool: Youre just a kid. Right. Peter: And I didn't do it for you. Weasel: [jumps out of building and lands on knees]. That came out wrong. Fearing they'd kill her as a result, Domino's birth mother whisked her away to . Isn't that a little derivative? Special Forces. Deadpool: Deadpool I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Cable: Domino Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al, Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying", as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool, Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away, Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing, the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted, yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute, upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa, Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords, Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest, after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission, referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell, Restored to full health after his collar broke off, Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. : I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. [cracks knuckles and sighs. : Deadpool 2's Super Duper Cut is less of a definitive director's cut and more of an alternate, 15-minute longer version of the movie with a small across-the-board increase in inappropriate sex . Deadpool: Having learned that Deadpool masturbates in the soap dispenser, Colossus innocence is once again undermined as he stares at his hands in disbelief. Deadpool I'm dying in this one, too. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd. I know you're gonna say legs! Domino For quotes from the Deadpool comic books, see here. Wade Wilson: I just have a few final words. - Blind Al (Deadpool 2), 'People think they understand pain. Deadpool: [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] Were definitely naming our kid Cher! It takes down Cable's overbearing masculinity, pokes fun at the eternally uncool fanny pack, and references the pouch-driven art of Rob Liefeld, co-creator of Cable and Deadpool. Peter Characters in Deadpool 2: Wade Wilson / Deadpool. Deadpool "Doing the right thing is messy. 9. You are a criminal, a fugitive. [the start kissing]Deadpool: Dont f*** Elvis.Vanessa: Dont f*** Colossus.Deadpool: What? And youre absolutely right. Cable: Yes. Twentieth Century Fox and Michael Loccisano/Getty Images. You're still using my Velcro labels. Look at me. Deadpool: I should've worn the white pants! However, as plans for Deadpool's debut in Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe slowly gestate, Zazie Beetz, who co-starred as mercenary Domino in 2018's Deadpool 2, is clearly expressing a . Negasonic Teenage Warhead: - Wade Wilson An ocean is water. Cable: I said, You remind me of my wife. Deadpool: No, Im sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.Cable: She always struggled. Colossus: Retrieved on 2 May 2018. Weasel: I'm done.". Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. They got the legs out and said "You know what? X-Men! It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. Deadpool Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. : Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up?Juggernaut: Lets f*** some s**t up is my legal middle name. I f***ing did this. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7. Doesn't make any sense. (You can . Family was always an F-word to me. You're so dark. - Domino I'm gonna meet you in the middle and say no. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? | Right next to a. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Wade Wilson: : Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. *Men*? And certainly not very cinematic. The point is there are people, there are people in this stupid world, besides him, who will treat you right. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. I'm a grower, not a shower. I want to fill my soul. Peter: Domino - Deadpool: Not now, Dopinder.". Your souls are beyond redemption! Yeah, it is. Deadpool. That youll start judging people not by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.Cable: Jesus. That's a twist." They should've just amputated it, why shit in it? Youre just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy.Deadpool: Well, I got news for you. I know what you're thinking: "I'm so glad I left the kiddos at home." ,Altos: Weasel: And last, but not least. Jesus Christ, Buck! When Deadpool first mentions this line, it's a funny tag in a monologue with much funnier moments. Deadpool 2: Zazie Beetz explains why character Domino doesn't have shaved armpits Get our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse Loughrey Get our The . - Deadpool. - Deadpool. | Im dying in this one, too. Domino Seriously, I don't get it! I'll take a cranberry-grapefruit vodka. 4. I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this, so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick, and then I'm gonna come back with my friend Cable. Deadpool: [referring to Russell] Why not travel back to when he was a baby, kill him then? In "Cool Runnings," it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. Zazie Beetz Pleads the Fifth on Deadpool 3. Deadpool quotes are incredibly funny cheeky self aware and even romantic with ryan reynolds deadpool knocking it out of the park. Alright. He was a bit of a prick. Vanessa: According to the Kubler-Ross model denial is just one of the five stages of grief.Deadpool: Jesus Christ, Buck! This line builds on an ongoing gag about dubstep (and Cable's hatred of it) and leads into one of the best needledrops in Deadpool 2. Luck is not a superpower! Wade, is that you? He called you Justin Bieber. The Juggernaut! I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] What's your superpower? This might not be the family you want, but it's the family you need. And have consensual sex with their sister? You don't wanna hurt anyone. And like a lot of dicks, he's as hard as a rock, and causes nothing but problems! Deadpool: !Dopinder: Yes, sir.Weasel: [to Deadpool] Im sorry you had to see that, although Im glad you heard it. I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. Vanessa: Wade Wilson: Weasel: Deadpool 2. Deadpool: He's dead, too. - Domino. It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. Joi 'SJ' Harris, 40, was killed when the motorcycle she was riding crashed through a window of the Shaw Tower near Jack Poole Plaza on Canada Place Way. Heads, you did it for me. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too. Yeh. Here's a spoiler alert. Created by Rob Liefeld, Domino first fully appeared in X-Force, vol. There we go, the kids call this docking. "I use a device to slide through time. - Deadpool. What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? Four or five moments. Deadpool: As a former X-ManBedlam: Trainee.Deadpool: Thank you, Bedlam. Domino, aka Neena Thurman, is a character from Marvel Comics. 1 #11 (June 1992). Wade Wilson: Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: [to Sluggo] Vanessa: The walls of Xavier's mansion are plastered with paintings of classic thinkers, including Karl Marx in a clever moment of subversion. [dizzy from a big action sequence] Russell's not gonna kill anyone. I hope the Academy is watching. It's tough to make the mass execution of fleeing attendants heartwarming or hilarious, but Deadpool 2 does both. [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Hi. Maximum effort. Boy, howdy. I'm gonna go there and be their Superman. Deadpool: yeah - an internet predator who lost his laptop. He's on top of you! Advertisement: Other Mutants (New Timeline): Nathan Summers / Cable, Russell Collins / Firefist, Cain Marko / Juggernaut, Black Tom Cassidy. Seriously, I don't get it! But theres a reason why Im here, and Ill know when I know. Cable: Domino Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. Traffic? Wade Wilson: Yukio: I spent ten years in Special Forces! This is crazy. You're already practicing your little salute, huh? I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. She is a mutant and mercenary who possesses the ability to manipulate probability in her favor, giving the effect of incredible luck. According to the Buck: Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. [looks at the camera] I was fighting a caped badass. In Human Centipede, it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. Yeah. And everyone not on the helicopter! [to Wade] Yeah. There was a line I don't remember it while watching it and I didn't get it either . The one in Minneapolis. Cable: Good news and bad news. How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is Deadpool: [looks over at Dopinder, he nods and winks at him]. Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father? And nobody fucking realizes it. Deadpool: Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Cable: I've been inside your shoes which is also off-putting. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. Let me die while I am over 100 so I can die like Detroit did." - by Deadpool. : Deadpool: Deadpool: Deadpool: I realize that you're new to this, but relax. Cable: Heres a spoiler alert. Fred Savage: Crews explains how the X . Deadpool: And you, Cable. Id gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see. Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." It's kind of a shame that Deadpool is the film that breaks the X-Men franchise streak of having . You tell them Wade says hi. Yeah, but you're, you know, Marvel licensed by Fox. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. 27. I fight for whats right, and sometimes you got to fight dirty!Colossus: You let me down for the last time, Wade. Big CGI fight comin' up! Well, I guess we found something you're not better at. Deadpool: Company Credits One: is dubstep still a thing? Cable: "Family was always an f-word for me." Deadpool It was at Blind Al house Wade legs was growing and there was domino the taxi guy and weasel and cable.showed up . If there's anything you take away today - other than the need to google "what the fuck is dubstep" - it's that we all need to belong to someone. Deadpool: Do you have the courage to check and see if there are enough sanitary napkins in the DISPENSER? Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, and a few others reprise their roles but there are . Deadpool: I know it's called a Sea Breeze. Cable Domino : I should've finished college. A warrior has nothing to be ashamed of. What the fuck knuckles is this? Why, why are the visual effects not done? By Digger Pierce. Wade: Thanks for the compliment.". [fighting the Juggernaut] Wade Wilson: Told you. I see what you did there. : Let's go tip to tip. God, that's lazy writing. You're right. Juggernaut: That babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. GAH! Domino Deadline. Deadpool Deadpool : I'm a grower, not a shower. He has the bod, attitude, and lines to form the generic, but likable, dad next door as embodied by his interview for X-Force. Deadpool Im going to pretend like that never happened. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! I thought it looked fun. Wade, Vanessa is gone. Deadpool: Is that a fanny pack? Fuck Wolverine. Deadpool: Headmaster: [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. The indecision is killing me. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. To understand why I took a cat-nap on one twelve hundred gallons of high-test fuel I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. I was born into war, bred into it. : It would be tough to top the opening credits of the first Deadpool, but Deadpool 2 pulls it off. Deadpool: Tomorrow, we find the biggest guy in here and we'll make him our bi Wade Wilson: Negasonic Teenage Warhead: By Joshua Kristian McCoy. X-Force: Neena Thurman / Domino, Jesse Aaronson / Bedlam, Benjamin Russell / Shatterstar, Axel Cluney / Zeitgeist, The Vanisher, Peter. I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun.Deadpool: Youre in.Weasel: Yeah.Dopinder: F***! Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. Juggernaut! You've been chosen by a higher power. I won't even make it to one. It lives up to the hype, *plus plus.*. George Michael was right. I got two charges: One to get me here, one to get me home.Deadpool: Well. You become everything he says you are, but worse. Cable: The names Cable. Fuck it. Deadpool 2 is a black comedy superhero 2018 film based on the comic book series of the same name and serves as a sequel to the 2016 film Deadpool. Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself Wade Wilson: They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience. : - Peter. Deadpool: He's teamed up with the Juggernaut. Vanessa: Cable: 5. Yes, you are. Including the one inside your brain, causing anxiety, confusion, pain. Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be. Relax, I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. Besides, were X-Men.Deadpool: No, youre X-People.Negasonic Teenage Warhead: Youre X-hausting.Deadpool: I see what you did there. Will you give Domino my email? Deadpool: Deadpool: F*** Wolverine. The first Deadpool ended with Colossus putting forward a classic concept of heroism only to have it rejected. Gingivitis. X-Men? Deadpool: Deadpool: That was really nice of you to say hi, so I'm gonna say hi back. It's both history teacher and fortune teller. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Las mejores ofertas para Serie Marvel Legends - MARVELS DOMINO - Personaje de Deadpool 2 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! Deadpool: Pain teaches us who we are, Wade. Lady Luck, take the wheel. Domino: Did he just call himself God? I'm gonna miss him. You've been chosen by a higher power. Gimme your best shot, One-Eyed Willie! Peter: Only best buddies execute pedophiles together. You are not judge, jury or executioner!Deadpool: F*** your rules! Pelicula Deadpool 2: Deadpool 2 Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds), el mutante conocido como Deadpool y el antihroe ms gamberro de Marvel tiene que vrselas esta vez con Cable . Cable : Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. [Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords] Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. I dont have one. : Blind Al: I dont mean right now.Juggernaut: [grabs Deadpool by the neck and pulls him off the ground] Im going to rip you in half now.Deadpool: That is such a Juggernaut thing to say.