Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. Or out of the bedroom. Where did you get this tattoo!?" He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. 'f I were, y'd be dead. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Please consider turning it on! So does Thor. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. And why can't he stop looking at Devi. "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. #spiderson It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. kind of way. as well as The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? We should fight all the time.. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. "Never have I ever," Tony was determined to think of something so outrageous that Peter couldn't of possibly done "Killed someone on purpose." I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. You know what really sucked though? I too find it welcoming, the physical affection of my shield brothers be it erotic or not. He turns to Steve, and suddenly looks really serious. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. Never Have I Ever. She waved at them. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. It becomes a semi-regular thing. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. I don't think so.. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Ow. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Awesome! Was it Bucky Barnes? This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Don't screw up.". We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. Pete, that means youre up! MJ What the HELL?' as well as Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" Natasha had her own seat, Clint sitting on the back while cleaning a few of his arrows from his quiver, and was sat sideways across it with her legs hanging over the armrest. Anyways I found out about that and followed Toomes to a abandoned warehouse were we fought for like 8 minutes, then he shot the support beams of the warehouse and the entire building came crashing down on me. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. Ava stole a car and drove way to fast and got us pulled over," I say and Ava glares at me. It wasn't said outright, but the psycho-babble hinted pretty openly that most of Tony's reasons for being an attention whore was because of his deep-seated, emotional need for approval and belonging. #captainamerica "Never have I ever gotten a tattoo," Steve says and Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, Bucky, Scott, and I take a drink. Tony and Clint share a look. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. I could send you some info about demisexuality? Bruce asks gently, his hand still lingering on Steve's shoulder. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Steve, you animal, you.. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. (Blame his spider-side). "Well, I was trying to make it so Uncle Steve and Uncle Bucky could get drunk or like it and I needed to test it out on someone with a super metabolism so I used myself. Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? No? He was technically not lying, right? For some reason a few members had brought alcohol, and now they were all sitting in Flash' and Abe's shared hotel room, drinking shots with the plastic cups from the bathrooms. Peter, how did you even manage that?" How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. #ironman Please consider turning it on! Pep-perrr. And he fumbles his phone out of his pockets to squint at the screen. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. But apparently, now is the moment to talk. They all thought that things were going to be better now. You said that last night too.. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. #blackwidow I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Tony rolls his eyes. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit They're just as tall, but Clint has sobriety on his side. Rules, shmules. Go team go. and other people I can't remember right now. I don't know which one you want.. Why, thank you, Anthony!. "Parker?" "Explain, now. You can't do that!" Okay, then. Clint totally called it. Are you still mad about the thing?. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. Now it's my turn.". Okay, so this is just a book of MCU (mostly Peter Parker centric) one shots with tropes you've read a thousand times. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. #marvel tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) 52: Jessica Jones [03] . Avenger's imagines and preferences! I dunno, man. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. So why did he suddenly feel like he was being avoided? I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. he said, staring intensely at Peter, who now had three fingers. Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. The fuck, Clint? Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Are you, like are you?. Tasha? Clint says the next morning, when he finds her in the training room kicking Cap's ass. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle.