You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Crash Davis Hit Grass, Win Salad." Throw it. Lots happen on those long bus trips in the minors. Havin' a blast. She trusts everything will work out and just goes with her guts; she is an example of a truly empowered woman. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Larry: Lollygaggers. Nuke: Yeah, you said Crash. I ranked everything before I put actual numbers on the list. Now come inside, and Ill buy you a drink. Crash Davis, 24. It's not whether you win or lose. Crash Davis : [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse] Plus, its the first time he calls him Meat. Yeah, I've been in the majors. No matter how different we are on the outside, Im a true believer that our emotions dont lie; if you dig deep into our psyche, were all the same inside. I've been known on occasion to howl at the moon. Why the hell am I back in A ball? Crash Davis (Kevin Costner, showcasing his Midwestern charm) is a perennial Minor Leaguer assigned to the Durham Bulls, a hapless team with a long tradition of mediocrity. Annie Savoy Crash: To announce your fing presence with authority? I hate cute! Time out. Who is this Annie? Hit 'Em Where They Ain't - ZAG: The Number-One Strategy of High Nasty. : Theyre your friends. James Bond: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974), Master of None (2015) - S01E08 Old People, The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-1985) S01E01 One Armed Bandits. Music by Charles Dumont. : Bat boy: Get a hit, Crash! You ain't getting that cheese by me, meat. Besides that, they're fascist. : Nuke: Crash? Oh fine. And, it beats working at Sears. Right. : Crash: Nukes chastity was your idea. Company Credits Whats all this molecule stuff?Why its the best: That Crash, he does give speeches (and, yeah, yada yadad the best part again. Go get em.Why its the best: Larry has all the answers. Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time.". I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out., 14. You got it. : A Major League love story in a Minor League town. : Its great. : Come on, dazzle me. Get this album or track at: 3:27 : Total Album Time: 39:46: Rate this Album. These top 37 lines/scenes are what I consider the funniest,most iconic, most repeatable andmost usable in everyday life. Everyone has their own problem. Beyond the keyboard and the screen, Im someone whos out to enjoy every bit that life has to offer! Nuke: I want to bring the heater. Annie: Honey, would you rather I be making love to him using your name or making love to youusing his name. Nasty work. : : We want you to mature the kid. Weve got to play them one day at a time. Crash Davis Its 25 hits. Annie: Cute? Through the quotes Ive read, collected, organized, and written about, I found that humans are resilient, creative, and compassionate. The story is as much a discovery of talent as it is about molding it with practice and guidance. : It feels out there. : [watching Ebby from across the clubhouse], [In the dugout after LaLoosh pitches a perfect inning], [after their confrontation outside the bar, watching Annie dance with Max Patkin]. Crash Davis You mean Nuke. How Sporting News might've covered Crash Davis' record-breaking home run, The setup: On the team bus, Crash tells the guys he once made the major leagues. : You hayseed. And possibly the worst Durham team in a half-century. Yeah, I remember. Starting to think how embarrassing it would be to miss in front of all these people, how somebody might laugh. I dare you to throw the hammer. Instead, we also learn more about each character and how they teach us things about life and empowerment that we can always remember. The story belongs to Annie as much as it does to Crash and Nuke. He could go all the way. Thisis a simple game. : With the many places Ive been to, I found that love, inspiration, and happiness are some things that bring people together. (Pitcher throws at Crashs head) You got a gift. | What you need is a curveball.Why its the best: Curveball > Quadraphonic Blaupunkt. He's behind home plate - don't look. Crash: Well, I believe in the soul, the (yada yada yada), the small of a womans back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Bull Durham (1988) - Kevin Costner as Crash Davis - IMDb [Crash calls for a curve ball, Ebby shakes off the pitch twice]. : (Long pause) You better cool off. I just LOVED that they included him in this movie and even gave him a couple of lines. Crash sees Nuke struggling to put it on in the clubhouse. Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? Announce your fucking presence with authority? Skip 34. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Crash: Give me the ball. Here you will find unforgettable moments, scenes and lines from all your favorite films. I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'." He still dismissed her: "I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. It is the quintessential modern sports film about America's greatest game, starring three very complex characters involved in a love triangle and mentoring relationship - the film's plot integrally wove . (And, I swear that I didnt intentionally put the story of the 21 days in the majors at No. You know you never handle your luggage in the show? Okay, well, uh candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. You got a gift. Dont think. Ump: Dont bump me! Dad was echoing the words of Wee Willie Keeler, the smallest man in the history of baseball. I know. Youre not going to hit me because youre starting to think about it already. Instead, it gives us a taste of all the aspects of baseball, from the training, the struggles, the conflicts, and even the groupies! Relax. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash: Of course its boring. Larry! Howd we ever win eight?, Skip Riggins: Its a miracle. 15. Bull Durham is structured around two simple narrative devices: one season in the life of a minor league team, and a love triangle between Annie (Susan Sarandon) and a pitcher and catcher at odds with one another. You mean Nuke. Crash Davis Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here? I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak. the web and also on Android and iOS. Its time to work on your interviews., Nuke LaLoosh: My interviews? Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Havent you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela, he just doesnt even look when he pitches? I want to be exotic and mysterious. What the hell was that? Crash, thinking: Alright, 1-2. The setup: Crash hit his dinger in Asheville and immediately retired. Why is it called Bull Durham? - Movies & TV Stack Exchange Larry: Hes got a million-dollar arm but a five-cent head.Why its the best: Ive talked with hundreds of baseball players over the years and Im continually amazed at their ability to recall details just like this from years earlier. Crash Davis Bull Durham (1988) - Goofs - IMDb I think probably with my love of four-legged creatures and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime I was probably Catherine the Great, or Francis of Assisi. Whats our record, Larry? I got a Porsche already. This is utterly fucking hopeless. Gorks matter, people. In reel life: Annie makes a pretty big deal of pointing out that there . Annie, voiceover: The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.Why its the best: Aint that the truth, unfortunately. You're a cocksucker. Skip: Winston-Salem. Cmon, right in the chest. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Annie: Oh my. This is a simple game. Crash Davis : Larry, from the dugout: OK, hes got vision there. The setup: Nuke is finally starting to listen to Crash, on and off the mound. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : I ain't pissing nothing away. LaLoosh: No way. Susan Sarandon was quoting Willie Keeler - The Washington Post Crash Davis And yeah, he has a right to think about quitting. Crash: I fing quit. you get a dying quail, just one more dying quail a week and youre in Yankee Stadium. Crash Davis Annie Savoy Annie: OK.Why its the best: BECAUSE ANNIE MENTIONS THE SPORTING NEWS! Annie Savoy: Wait a minute. You hit white balls for batting practice. Your hayseed. Crash tells Skip the way to get the players attention is to scare em. Skip: He struck out 18. How come in former lifetimes, everybody is somebody famous?, 28. (Crash walks out the door.) Crash: You spit on me! This guys got some serious shit., 18. Bull Durham movie clips: http://j.mp/1xdA73xBUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/bull-durham-1988/MMVC3C1750A60B27DB1F5A4804D724146A54?cmp=Movieclips_YT_DescriptionDon't miss the HOTTEST NEW TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/1u2y6prCLIP DESCRIPTION:Manager Joe Riggins (Trey Wilson) gives the players a piece of his mind about their losing record.FILM DESCRIPTION:A blend of comedy, drama and romance, Bull Durham follows the intertwining of three lives brought together by the great American pastime. Crash Davis Crash Davis: I got a lot of time to hear your theories. Umpire You can only hurt the ball club., 32. Is the modern-day athlete a pale imitation of the great old warriors? Youve got a Hall of Fame arm, but youre pissing it away., Nuke LaLoosh: I aint pissing it away. After all, well learn about lifes disappointments through Crash Davis and womens empowerment through Annie Savoy. We're dealing with a lot of shit. Think classy, you'll be classy.. 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